Bro Trucks for BIG BUCKS!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/23/2013 at 16:56 • Filed to: Bro Trucks for Big Bucks

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PB here, and I'm gonna make you JELLY with this big, bad Titan I found on CarDomain. You think this ride is all bark, no bite, like all other Nissan trucks? THINK AGAIN, BRO!! This ride has a CUMMINS DIESEL ENGINE! And it's for SALE (as of 5/6/12, the last time said Bro updated his CarDomain page). Click and learn more!!

Okay, now that you've clicked on the article, I can stop talking like Douchey McDouchebag-Brostein. So yes, this person (Christoy, from Milton, FL) is selling his truck for a scant $6k MORE than NADA "loan value" because of all the work he's done to it. What work has he done, you ask? Other than dropping in a damned diesel, he has added custom 20" rims and 40" Nitto mud tires, put on a manual tranny, installed a huge damned Rockford sound system, and a ton of other engine/body/suspension/drivetrain goodies. I'm not being lazy by listing all of the crap that's been done, just sparing you the list if you don't want to see it.

Now for the "BIG BUCKS" part: Christoy states that he has invested over $80,000 into this truck. Into a Nissan. Titan. Truck. Not a Godzilla, not even into a Juke to make it kinda like a Juke-R. Into a Bro Truck. And now, without further adieu, I give you the other pics of this, uh, thing:

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2514623/2…

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:00

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That thing looks rather top heavy and cumswapped.

PatBateman > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 17:03

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It gets REALLY dirty on the weekends, I'm sure.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:07

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As a non-typical Cummins swap truck with no gratuitous pipes, does it still count as a Cummins sleeper if it's a bro-truck?

I has confuse.

Captain_Overboost > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 17:13

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Pfffft. Dafuk? You don't like my truck? Come at me then, bro. Yeah, that's what I thought. I knew you wouldn't, pussy. Bro, You ain't about that life. Shut up. Bro, do you even lift? Get dafuk outta here with your Emmmm threeee. Was I talkin' to you? I don't care who you are bro. Shut up. Don't bro me if you don't know me.

PatBateman > Captain_Overboost 10/23/2013 at 17:19

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How I imagine the owners look like:

Milky > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 19:47

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Take the worst pick up on the market and swap in a cummins .... instead of just buying a Ram, and then send 80k on it?!?!?!

PatBateman > Milky 10/23/2013 at 20:48

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Bro logic, bro. Bro logic.

Justino6969 > PatBateman 10/23/2013 at 21:30

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I like it.